Checking in with the Ochocinco/Johnson nuptials

Shutdown Corner

As a gift to America on its 236th birthday, Chad Ochocinco got married on Wednesday, July 4th. Unfortunately, we all couldn't be there, but that's OK, because Chad gave us a bonus gift: the live-tweeting of his wedding. We can take you through the whole ceremony. Here's Chad before the wedding.

Looks a little nervous, doesn't he?

I'll take that as a yes on the nervousness. Say, I wonder if anyone from his NFL family has wished him well on the big day.

Awwwww. So, what are the specific tweet plans of the day, Ocho?

Well, I'm glad there'll be some boundaries. But Chad, now that you're married, what about football?

Glad to hear it. Say, what happened to the sweet lady you invited to your wedding a couple of days ago?

Awwwww. So sweet. Congratulations, buddy. May your love be added, may it never be subtracted, may your household multiply, and may your hearts never be divided. That's a very special wedding toast that I Yahoo! searched just for you guys.

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