Chad Ochocinco has some spectacular new wheels

I'm not a car guy, so I can't tell you exactly what it is — a Rolls Royce, maybe? — but Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco(notes) has himself a new ride. Take a look:

The Ocho Tweeted those images along with the words, "My baby girl is finally finished. Matte Grey," so I'm assuming it's something he recently purchased. He also Tweeted, "Shooting the cold opener with my girl Big Bertha," so we should get a better look at the car when his new VH1 reality show airs.

It's an interesting look. It looks like someone walked into a dealership and said, "I need something that I will look at home in both in a ground battle in Tikrit, and at brunch at my country club." I don't know if it's a look that I could pull off, but it'll work for Chad. He's that kind of guy.