A call from Donovan McNabb

I just got a call from Donovan McNabb, and he wanted to know if it was against NFL rules for him to take the football, run and hide in an equipment trunk, wait for everyone else to get confused and start looking for him, and then run into the endzone for a touchdown. I assured him that it was against the rules, and he said he'll remove it from the Eagles playbook. I'll keep you updated if he calls back.