This is just incredible.
Posted by Pro Football USA on YouTube, it's a parody of Hulk Hogan's entrance song "Real American," (which seemed like a parody itself) set to Blaine Gabbert highlights. Yes, they found enough highlights of the Jacksonville quarterback for a music video, although they had to add highlights of his pre-draft workout once they ran out.
The tongue-in-cheek (It is tongue in cheek, right? RIGHT?) song for the NFL's worst starting quarterback is outstanding, from Gabbert's awkward "Because if you don't draft me I'm going to have to beat you for the next 15 years" quote at the beginning, all the way to the end.
One of the better verses:
"The critics hated on Blaine for much too long,
They stoked his fire and the flames are strong,
But Blaine did not cry any Blaine tears,
He's back for revenge and it's so very clear."
We'll leave you with the chorus to this rock anthem:
"Blaine is a Real American,
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win,
Blaine is a Real American,
Leading the fight, let's win tonight!"