U Can't Touch Doug Martin.
Not on the field while the Boise State running back is streaming toward the end zone and certainly not in a dance-off when MC Hammer is involved.
During some of the festivities surrounding Thursday's Las Vegas Bowl against Arizona State, Martin showed off his dance skills in a competition against ASU safety Alden Darby in a winner-take-all dance-off on Las Vegas' Freemont Street.
As MC Hammer's hit "U Can't Touch This" came on (which, incidentally came out around the time Martin was born), Martin busted out some of Hammer's signature moves. All he needed was a baggy button up shirt and some parachute pants and the Freemont Street crowd would have thought it was Hammer up there dancing.
Please, Muscle Hamster, don't hurt 'em!
Martin's moves were way better than Darby's and the Las Vegas showgirls who were judging agreed, giving Boise State their first win of the Las Vegas Bowl. And the Broncos needed a win, too. Earlier in the evening, Arizona State players won the pie eating contest, which was also pretty hilarious.
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