Look, we all know these aren't the greatest of days at USC, but when you've got a coach who sounds like a Cajun Shrek bringing you burgers, all is, for a brief moment, right with the world.
USC interim coach Ed Orgeron had burgers, fries and drinks wheeled in from a local In-N-Out Burger, much to the delight of the team. And the Trojans have won three of their four games since very literally kicking Lane Kiffin to the curb, so maybe he's on to something. It's not unusual, though; Mike Riley has a tradition that he brings his Oregon State team In-N-Out after every victory.
No more than one condiment per burger, though, guys. That'd be an NCAA violation.