You know, if the NCAA didn't want to derail our entire nation's productivity for two full days, it wouldn't start its tournament at noon on a Thursday and a Friday. But tipoff comes right in the middle of the East Coast workday, and thus, all reasonable work effectively ceases once brackets lock and the games begin.
Now, we could go on a you-kids-today rant about how fortunate today's fans are, what with every game available and broadcast online, but you know what? Forget that. For now, we're just going to highlight the celebrations at work all over the country on two of the greatest days of the year. Enjoy.