Every March, talk of "brackets," "seeds" and "Cinderellas" around copy machines and water coolers invade the airspace above your cube. Badgered repeatedly by office hoop heads to participate in their cutthroat tournament game, you – on the outside a diligent worker dedicated to fattening the company's wallet but inside yearn for much, much more – have historically stiff-armed their advancements. After all, conformity is a threat to your work ethic and individuality.
However, this time each year you notice productivity around the office slips. Important meetings are skipped. Lunches extend for hours. And TPS reports sit unresolved. Enough is enough. You too want to stick it to the man. More importantly, you want to silence the annoying, self-proclaimed experts at their own little game …
If you're an inexperienced bracketeer with hopes of dominating the office pool, this is an educational primer detailing basic terminology and tips that encompass the NCAA tournament.
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What is the NCAA basketball tournament?
The tournament, nicknamed the "Big Dance," is a single-elimination postseason playoff between 68 Division I college teams. Games are played round-by-round over a three-week period until a single champion is crowned. The opening slate, dubbed the "First Four" (code for, "you probably would've played more games in the NIT"), features four teams, two from high-major conferences and two from mid-majors. The winners of those games are slotted into positions ranging from the No. 9 to No. 16 seeds, establishing the traditional 64-team bracket (Note: First Four games will NOT be scored in the Tourney Pick 'Em). From that point on, each winner advances onto the following round, whittling the field down. After Round 1, 32 teams remain; Round 2, 16 teams (dubbed the Sweet 16); Round 3, eight teams (Elite Eight); Round 4, four teams (Final Four) and Round 5, two teams (national championship).
What is March Madness?
This phrase – coined by H.V. Porter, an official with the Illinois High School Association in the late 1930s – references the excitement, passion and general zaniness the tournament creates. Upsets, buzzer beaters and raucous celebrations typically ensue. Submit to the "Madness" and you'll surely relish every riveting second.
How is the tournament field selected?
The process of selecting who plays in the tournament is arbitrary and explicit. Teams earn berths two ways: 1) By winning their conference tournament, an automatic berth (32 teams punch tickets this way); 2) By being handpicked by the committee, an at-large bid (36 teams). How the latter is determined is very complex. Think of a lengthy crossword puzzle without an answer key. Committee members scrutinize schools based on a variety of factors: RPI ranking (Ratings Percentage Index), strength of schedule, conference record, road/neutral court wins, overall level of play, etc. Other extreme factors such as major injuries to notable players and coaching absences are also taken into account. Suffice it to say, it's a complicated process. For more info feel free to thumb through the thoroughly confusing NCAA's principles and procedures manual. Calculus will seem like a walk in the park.
What is 'seeding?'
A seed is the position a team stands within a bracket. It has nothing to do with horticulture. Each region (four in total) houses teams ranked 1 (perceived best) to 16 (worst). In Round 1, the highest seeded teams are matched up with the lowest seeded team possible (e.g. 1 plays 16, 2-15, 3-14, 4-13, etc.). As the Committee puts it, the top priority for seeding is "to achieve reasonable competitive balance in each region of the bracket." Generally speaking, teams from smaller conferences, often called mid-majors, are ranked lower than teams from high-major or power conferences (ACC, Big East, Big Ten, Big 12, Pac-12, etc.).
How do I devour the competition in this year's Yahoo Tournament Pick 'Em?
Signing up and participating in this year's Tourney Pick 'Em is easier than throwing a pepperoni pie into the oven. First, sign into your Yahoo! account. If you don't have one, start here. Second, create a free entry within the game. Be creative. Give it a flashy, playful name (e.g. Don’t Yield to Hield). Third, select the winner of each game round-by-round by simply clicking on the school's name. Remember, however, First Four games are not counted. That's it.
TIP-INS – COMMON STRATEGIES THAT COULD NET YOU $50K
Now that you've graduated from dance school, it's time to smack down the competition. Below are five tips chock-full of pertinent info that could help you buy a seemingly endless supply of frozen burritos.
1. Top dogs don't necessarily pack the most vicious bite
Since the tournament expanded to its current capacity in 1985, just over 41-percent of No. 1 seeds have advanced onto the Final Four. During that span, only once have all four top seeds made it to the Mecca of college hoops (2008). Yes, elite squads have more favorable odds of making a deep run. This year, Michigan State is 13:2 to win the whole enchilada per Vegas. But sage players aim for variety when penciling in teams on bracket lines. It's important to zig when others zag. Typically, the Final Four features two No. 1s and two lower seeded teams from the Nos. 2-4 range. Last season's Final Four, however, was rather unusual. It featured three No. 1 seeds (Duke, Wisconsin and Kentucky) and a No. 7 (Michigan St.).
2. Don't fall in love with too many Cinderellas
Selecting upsets is a bragging exercise. Everyone wants to boast to their buddies they had the stones to pick a team from the Ivy League. But becoming enamored with an abundance of underdogs can bloody your bracket in a hurry. Shocker specials do and will happen, but not nearly as often as many would lead you to believe. Approximately 14-15 percent of top seeds per season are bounced early. That trend, though, is rising. Over the past five years, roughly 19 percent of big boys have gone home crying. Last season, due to knockouts levied by Dayton, UCLA, NC State and Georgia State, 17 percent of higher seeds were bitten by the upset bug. Obviously, don't pick by the book. Just be mindful underdogs only occasionally topple regional favorites, especially over multiple rounds. Here's a breakdown of Round 1 winning percentage for teams seeded No. 11 or lower since 1985 (Note: 12s are the most likely to wear a glass slipper): No. 11s (43-81, 34.6%); No. 12s (44-80, 35.4%); No. 13s (25-99, 20.1%); No. 14s (20-104, 16.1%); No. 15s (7-117, 5.6%); No. 16s (0-124, 0%)
3. When you do court Cinderella, think offense
Defense may win championships, but when it comes to the NCAA Tournament offense most often defines upsets. Of the teams seeded No. 11 or lower that marched out of Round 1 over the past 10 years, 63 percent had an offensive efficiency rank of No. 75 or better. Among this year’s batch of double-digit seeds South Dakota St, Stephen F. Austin and Gonzaga are squads that fit the trend.
4. Hit the books
Upon graduation you may have vowed never to enter another classroom, physically or virtually, again. But research favors the champion. In this age of endless convenience, accessing information is just one click away. Immersing yourself in columns/videos on Yahoo! Sports is the first step for success. For the advanced, numbers-rich sites like KPISports.net, TeamRankings.com and KenPom.com are invaluable resources. Pools can be won accidentally, but increasing your knowledge on the subject matter only increases your chances.
5. Team balance wins championships … most of the time
If you comb through the NCAA tournament annals, one key predictive metric stands out among Final Four participants, a small differential between offensive and defensive efficiency. Well-rounded teams that force turnovers, guard the glass, generally frustrate opponents and score the basketball consistently are, predictably, difficult to eliminate. According to the ridiculously addictive site KenPom.com, the average efficiency differential (offense-to-defense) of championship teams from 2002-2015 was -5.7. The average offensive efficiency rank was 7.21, defensive was 12.91. Interestingly, the disparity among Final Four participants during that span was just shy of +2.0. Of this year's batch of single-digit seeds ranked inside the top 25 in offensive and defensive efficiency, Virginia, Kansas, Villanova and Oklahoma have the tightest separation in the those categories.
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