Former Utah Jazz big man Jose Ortiz was a first-round pick back in 1988, and the center turned good (if inefficient) per-minute scoring and iffy rebounding into 64 career games with the Jazz, before moving onto a lifetime of international play.
And, apparently, international intrigue. It helps if you say that last line like you're on "Dynasty."
Too old a reference? Fine. Just take in the video that talks to you about how Ortiz was caught with an obscene amount of marijuana and ammunition in the Puerto Rican native's San Juan home: