Today, the wife tells me, is "Fat Tuesday." I wish I'd known that before I set aside some Swai to defrost for dinner tonight, but as someone absent of orthodox faith, I should pass along the first thing that comes to mind when I hear the word "fat."
Lafayette "Fat" Lever. Enjoy:
John Paxson has a mustache. Granville Waiters after the final buzzer, walking. Fat Lever has a middle-part. Michael Adams (at the 6:35 mark) has the best 3-point shot, ever. Lever almost gets a quadruple-double and, yes, I remember watching this game in my parents' basement as a kid. I am very old and I don't have a Tumblr or a phone that I can move around with one finger.
(Also, Mike Brown worked hard, but he was pretty bad, and Michael Adams had the most hilarious 3-point release of all time.)