"C'mon, that is how guys get hurt. That is how serious injuries happen. You've got to watch people's faces. I know guys want to turn to face up to the basket and everything, but we all want to play and provide for our families and not have to get a nose job. ...
"We all want to be healthy and that is very important. If it is by somebody's face, dive for the floor. It's too close."
— Chris Bosh(notes) of the Miami Heat, in an "exclusive" "interview" with me that I "made up," after the Heat's 93-89 loss to the Chicago Bulls, which was marred by Carlos Boozer's(notes) indefensible, flashback-inducing near-miss of an elbow-swing.
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