If you're a Boston-area resident, and you hurry over to Harvard Square right this second, chances are pretty good you can see Shaquille O'Neal(notes) sitting on a park bench, acting like a statue, posing for photographs.
Just kidding. Nobody can hurry over to Harvard Square, considering Boston-area traffic. Am I right?
The rest is absolutely true. As this post goes up, Shaquille O'Neal is in Harvard Square, doing nothing but blinking and breathing, posing for photographs as a "Shaqtue."
(Photo courtesy the Boston Globe)
For continued, unmoving, hilarity, follow Chris Forsberg's Twitter feed for various Twitpics of this work of modern art.