Somewhere deep in the bowels of a Ball Don't Lie comment section, some reader suggested the above equation. I read it, thought about it for one-third of a second, then had some serious laughs.
It's perfect. Not only are the looks perfect, the personality blend is ideal. The general codgerness of Don Rickles with the gruff demeanor of Jason Statham is exactly what the doctor of mathematicsizing ordered (that is my alternate title, by the way). And, of course, the combination of these two bald guys perfectly matches Scott Skiles' male pattern baldness and stoic features.