"I know, I was surprised, too. I guess 'Yakety Sax' is pretty big in Turkey."
Dealing with dissatisfied customers like Vince Carter(notes) is tough, Kyle Lowry(notes) (especially when they're like Vince, who is ALWAYS dissatisfied). But being honest is always a good step toward ensuring repeat business. Way to stand tall.
Best caption wins a month of jazz saxophone appreciation lessons with Omer Asik. Good luck.
Winner, Matt: The Hornets' Mardi Gras uniforms may be ugly, but the new "crotchless shorts" alternates worn by the Thunder are much worse.
Second runner-up, Waynehead: Fatheads are better than posters, reason #17: Fatheads play defense.