"Remember Trace Millan?"
"Sure do. Good guy. Too bad about what happened. You'd think he know not to mess with a jaguar in the jungle."
"Yep. But to be fair, they don't usually wield nunchucks."
Runner-up, 5star: "We Alaskans give the best winks. Just ask Sarah Palin."
Second runner-up, Tiparillo: "I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam said Popeye the Sailor man. Toot-toot."