"I don't get the title, Spike."
"It's like Miami, but with crime."
"Yep. Sort of like I did with 'Crooklyn.' Meaning exactly what I did with that."
"And I'm the star?"
"Yep. You play Li'l Onions."
"That sounds like a really good name, but maybe it could be Cri'l Crunions?"
"I like the way you think, LeBron."
Don't worry if you're not hip to all the lingo — that's some real high-powered Hollywood insider-type movie talk right there. Best caption wins a Cradonna-crore complex. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Eric Maynor really needs to tell James Harden something.
Runner-up, mr. jones: Eric Maynor needs to work on his ventriloquist act. Brian Cardinal needs to work on his catwalk.
(NOTE: The model's walk itself isn't the catwalk. As any Right Said Fred die-hard remembers, we do our little turns ON the catwalk, which is the platform on which models walk. C'mon, son. Step ya remembering-"I'm-Too-Sexy"-lyrics up.)
Second runner-up, Mr: Harden: "I get it, REALLY! [Cardinal is] doing the 'I'm a little teapot' song. I get it. It's just not that funny, OKAY?"