Can Pop kick it? Yes, he can. Obviously. Duh.
Best caption wins kicks with the power of punches, which really aren't that useful in a punch-fight, it turns out. Good luck.
Winner, John Patrick: The Portland team prostate examination was a terrible experience for Jamal Crawford.
Runner-up, Mr. Jones: If you think we're going to the playoffs, raise your hand.
Second runner-up, Matt: The Trail Blazers' bench pays for Raymond Felton's decision to eat Chipotle before the game.