Create-a-Caption: DeMarcus Cousins *is* Sidney Deane

Don't let him pull that move on you, David Lee. Don't let him pull that move on you! Oh, that's the move! That's the move!

DeMarcus Cousins pulled a few dope moves for the Sacramento Kings on Tuesday night, but he couldn't keep the Kings too competitive against the Golden State Warriors. I don't think Cousins cares more about looking good than he cares about winning, but I do think he cared enough to look good here. And I, for one, appreciate it.

Best caption wins entry onto the "Jeopardy!" lot. Good luck.

In our last adventure: The eyes are the windows to the soul, and Tim Duncan's soul wants the [EXPLETIVE] ball in the post.

Winner, Give_and_go: Duncan: "I'm open! I'm open!"

Tony Parker: "Timmy, everyone's open. We're playing the Wizards."

Runner-up, Hami32: Scoring on the Wizards is such a given that players now high-five during the play rather than after scoring.

Second runner-up, Mr. Jones: This is only the second recorded instance in history when Tim Duncan had a second facial expression.

A Special Commendation in Ruling, Johnny Rockets When I Shoot the Cannons Division, goes out to EJ in Phoenix, who offered:

Tim Duncan heard a rumor that Gilbert Arenas attended the game. Clearly, he doesn't want any trouble.

Miss u, Agent Zero.

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