Create-a-Caption: Brandon Bass has the weight of the world on his shoulders

Or, at least, I'm sure it feels that way when you're trying to check LeBron James in the open court. One tip I might offer Brandon Bass, though: Maybe turn around to face him? Might make it easier to see where he is going and what he is doing. Oh, no need to thank me — if you need any more hints, I'll be over here, thinking 'em up.

Best caption wins a reminder of one of the truly, truly great Randy Moss comments. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Climb up on Charles Barkley's faithful steed.

Winner, JakeVozquel: Anything heavier would be uncivilized.

Runner-up, Joe B.: Shaq's a Miami police officer, Chuck is a Texas Ranger. Win, Barkley.

Second runner-up, Christopher: With the introduction of its new jockey, I'll Have Another's odds to win the Triple Crown fell from 2-to-1 to 5,000-to-1.