Create-a-Caption: Antonio Daniels really loves his Thundersticks

It's not hard to see why — man, Thundersticks have everything. Plastic ... noise ... *everything.* How could former Vancouver Grizzlies, San Antonio Spurs, Portland Trail Blazers, Seattle SuperSonics, Washington Wizards, New Orleans Hornets and Philadelphia 76ers guard Antonio Daniels not love them so dearly? And, more importantly, how could he hide that love? It'd be like trying to beat up the ocean.

Sing to me of Daniels' love. Best caption wins a cost-effective way to get your very own personalized 'sticks. Good luck.

In our last adventure (which was more than a week ago! Boy, time flies when you're having blogs): John Starks' "Guy From The Ha Ha! Business Meme" Halloween Costume is coming together nicely.

Winner, Larry B.: CEO John Starks can be reached at extension 2418.

Runner-up, The Devil: Starks discreetly flips the bird to a co-worker who mocked him for still using a corded phone.

Second runner-up, A Yahoo! User: Starks: "OK, 1, 2, 3, hang up!"

silence

Starks: "AHHHHH! You didn't hang up!"

Spike Lee: "You didn't hang up, either!"

Starks: "Haha, Spike, you're so funny. I can talk to you forever. OK, hang up."

Lee: "No, YOU hang up!"

This went on for another 3 hours.