Andray Blatche parties like it's 1999

Your humble narrator had to designatedly drive early on New Year's Day, so while gimlets are tasty and getting krunk in the spring-like temperatures (seriously, what is up with 65 degree weather on December 31st?) would have been fun, I spent more time helping people up on Friday night than I did helping myself.

Luckily for me, Washington Wizards forward Andray Blatche(notes) partied enough for the both of us. Champion-style.

From FabEmpire:

Just one week after his suspension, Washington Wizard's player Andray Blatche popped bottles on New Year. Spies tell us that he was pouring the fizzy liquid all over himself...and having a good time while doing it.

Listen, Andray, if you're not having a good time while pouring champagne all over yourself, then you're not doing it right. NBA champions will tell you that the fizzy stuff burns your eyes like you wouldn't believe, but whether you've just won an NBA title, or you're trying to forget that you have to suit up for the Washington Wizards, the burn is worth it.

(Via DCSportsBog.)