TMS's Eddie Gossage tries to out-Sheen Charlie Sheen

So, you heard about this Charlie Sheen fella? Seems like he's in a spot of trouble these days. But he also knows a thing or two about keeping himself in the news, and that's put him square in the sights of NASCAR's answer to P.T. Barnum: Texas Motor Speedway head honcho Eddie Gossage. And Eddie's none too happy with the competition:

Gossage, you'll recall, is the promotional genius responsible for getting a monkey to sell programs and getting a local DJ to change his name to "Texas Motor Speedway" for $100,000 (it was an April Fool's prank). Still, the man knows how to get (virtual) ink.

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