Jimmie Johnson pit crew members deserve hazard pay

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Active mechanic (Various Locations)

Date: 2012-5-27, 11:58 PM EDT
Reply to: c***.k*****@hendrickmotorsports.com

Active mechanic wanted for operation specializing in fast turnaround. Must be able to change a tire or fill gas tank in under 10 seconds. Opportunity to work in a close, team-oriented environment. Must be comfortable with supervisor observing your work from above. Reasonable likelihood of getting bonus up-close automotive knowledge you won't get at your local Jiffy-Lube. Chance to get close to NASCAR heroes. Must love confetti.

Exciting environment! Email your resume now!