Jeff Gordon, champion driver, champion costume dude. Whether he's going as Captain Jeff Sparrow or a One Night Stand (get it?) he's in the Halloween spirit. Of course, he could go as a sewage treatment plant and his wife Ingrid would still average out the hotness quotient to "well above average."
Halloween is oh so close now. For your fellow readers who haven't yet decided on a NASCAR costume, perhaps you could come up with one of your own? My suggestions:
-The Phantom Debris
-Outer wall with decorative Sam Hornish Jr. paint scrapings
-Richard Petty Motorsports: cowboy hat, sunglasses, pockets turned out, sign reading, "Brother, can you spare a Cup team?"
-The Talladega Big One: No need to dress in a costume, but every twenty minutes or so, you have to take out five or six of your fellow partygoers.
-Danica Patrick: Show up wearing ill-fitting black wig, but tell everyone you've got the real costume showing up real soon now, and it'll be awesome. Assure everyone that they really need to wait and see the greatness of the costume. Repeat until you're thrown out of the party.
All right, you're up. Best Halloween NASCAR costume. Go!