In a now-desperate attempt to get some winning feel in their ranks, the Indianapolis Colts invited Tony Stewart (the shorter one, pictured above with Colts tight end Dallas Clark) to come hang out on the sidelines as the team played the Carolina Panthers on Sunday.
The Colts lost, 27-19, and remain winless on the season. They're 0-11, and they're headed straight for 0-16 territory.
Perhaps it's Stewart's example that's causing so much trouble. After all, he went winless during his regular season and then came back to win the championship. Come on, Colts! The Super Bowl's just out there waiting to be snagged!