Charlotte Motor Speedway has invited Cousin Carl and Jet Ski to throw it down Tuesday night at their Kangaroo Express Shootout Series in a couple of 13-ton school buses. Yeah!
"There's been no love lost between these two aggressive drivers since last year," said Marcus Smith, president and general manager of Charlotte Motor Speedway. "If they'd like to settle the score here, we'll have a couple of school buses tuned up and ready to go. There's no better way to beat and bang than in a 30-foot school bus on a quarter-mile oval!"
Notable NASCAR names such as Tony Stewart, Ryan Newman, Robby Gordon and Jimmy Spencer have all taken the wheel of the school buses, presumably not with kids inside. No word yet on whether Edwards or Keselowski will participate, but I wouldn't bet on it.
Then again, perhaps that's for the best. Otherwise, we could very well end up with something like this (beware a bit of NSFW language):