Sure, NASCAR's in a bit of the doldrums these days. Ratings are down, fans are dissatisfied, drivers aren't getting maimed like they used to. So what's the solution? More violence! Here, let the Daily Show give you the scoop:
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Well played, gentlemen! Though I have to agree with Jon Stewart: octopus laser fights would indeed be awesome. I'd totally run the Octopus Laser Warfare League blog here at Yahoo! Sports.