Create-a-caption: 'Who's a good Sprint car? Now sit!'

Martin Truex Jr., Max Papis, Denny Hamlin and Sam Hornish Jr. are all snuggled up 'round the flag stand. Surely there is mirth to be made here. Have at it, friends!

After the jump, Jimmie Johnson is getting a mite impatient.

JJ regrets the day that he agreed to allow Chad to control the 48 with a shock collar.

Willy Doer:
Tired of running for 2nd place, Jeff Gordon hires Guido to hide behind the seat and surprise Jimmie with some "piano wire."

Sympathy weight leaves Jimmie Johnson's custom safety seat feeling more restrictive than in the past.

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