Create-a-caption: ‘I keep trying, but I can’t escape my shadow.’

Jay Busbee
From the Marbles

We generally like our Create-a-Captions to be horizontal for aesthetics' sake, but this one's too much fun: Kurt Busch and Matt Kenseth doing ... something at the track. Figure it out, and you get a round of applause!

After the jump, Jimmie Johnson shakes his thang on the catwalk ... or what passes for it in Dover.


Jimmie tries to stay loose in loose off through the corner as he approaches the steel cage and Kurt Busch.

Jimmie: Come on guys, show some enthusiasm. My drive for six is still alive.
By-stander: That's the problem.

Dick Smothers:
Jimmie Johnson generously holds up two thumbs for the Busch brothers to suck on.

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