Though we try not to write about washed-up fighter War Machine, this is too disturbing not to share. On War's MySpace page, he has a whole album of people who wanted to be like him so much that they got the same tattoos as him. That's right, there are people out there that have permanently inked their bodies in War Machine's name.
In case you're wondering, I am crying for our future as I write this. Please pass the tissues.