Nate Diaz's abs would like to address you, kind sir

You're a punk. You think I lost? I didn't lose. Nate Diaz's abs never lose. Maybe Nate Diaz lost, but not me, son. I ain't goin' out like dat. I am Nate Diaz's abs and I don't play. Nate does. He couldn't get that caveman in a submission, but I could have, punk. My left oblique alone could have beaten Guida. Nate thinks he represents Stockton? Helllllllll naw. I represent the 209. So bring it, Diaz. Your abs are takin' you on, son, believe it.

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