MMA Marketplace: Rich Franklin will call you up (for a price)

Is your friend's birthday coming up? Not sure what to get him? How about a call from a former UFC champion? That's right, for less than $4, Ace will call up your buddy. Granted, the message won't be written exactly as you like, and you have to fill out a Mad-Libs-esque form to get Franklin to call your buddy, but why not do it? There are worse ways to spend your money.