Election Day MMA: Rampage for President

Sure, his past might be a little checkered. Who doesn't have a few skeletons in the closet? Rampage would have them rolling in the aisles with laughter at the United Nations, and could just body slam America's enemies into submission. Hopefully, they won't know that leg kicks can be his downfall.

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