Election Day MMA: Diaz Brothers for President

Co-Presidents, Prez and Vice-Prez, O.G. Prez and Newby Prez, it doesn't matter, son. There is no way to decide which of them is more gangster, so why try to decide in the polling booth? Believe it. The Diaz brothers will no-hands triangle choke any problem, foreign or domestic, to hit the country, y'knowmsayin'? Trust. For reals.

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