Two disclaimers here: 1) Turn down your speakers unless you're in a workplace where Dana White's naughty language is OK and 2) No, Dana White and Demetrious Johnson weren't actually on "Jeopardy!" This is a spoof.
But if any producers of "Jeopardy!" are reading this, please oh please consider inviting White to the next edition of Celebrity Jeopardy. Or think about making an all-MMA Jeopardy. It will be worlds of fun. At the very least, give us an MMA category of questions, just so we can see if Alex Trebek knows how to pronounce Royce Gracie.
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