I imagine that after winning the interim WEC lightweight belt on Saturday, Ben Henderson had a few conversations that went like this:
"Hey Ben! Congratulations. Man, what a fi-HOLY MOLY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?"
First place: And with 20 minutes a day, 3 days a week, you too can have this BowFlex body. -- Allen
Second place: Procol Harum's comeback hit, "A Brighter Shade of Orange"-- Haladin
Third place: "Tan. It's not a skin color, it's a lifestyle." -- Cubs Win! Cubs Win!