Randy Couture: Hey Nog, you sure you want to fight? You're looking pretty beat up.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira: Me? Have you looked in a mirror lately?
Randy: Well, come on! That was after that big idiot kept hitting me! Don't you remember who you lost to?
Nog: For sure. Look at that guy.
Randy: So what do we do now? We're both legends, but do we want to keep fighting? We're getting kind of old.
Nog: Speak for yourself! I'm young! I'm hip! I shop at American Eagle, and look at who I hang out with!
Randy: Pfft. That doesn't make you young. Look at who I hang out with. Seriously. We need to figure out what we want to do. My bucket list is pretty much crossed off -- Olympics, Army, UFC championship and hall-of-fame. I have always wanted to do a safari in Africa, but I think Kim would get angry if I went with you.
Randy: And you wouldn't like Kim when she's angry.
Nog: Well, I've jumped off a garbage truck and lived, and spent a night in a bar with Stankie, so I'm pretty much through with the whole life-threatening experiences thing. So, I guess we fight each other?
Randy: I guess so. You know who is going to be really happy about this?
All photos from Combat Lifestyle