The adventures of Anderson: fighting boredom

I am bored. No one challenges me. Where have all the middleweight fighters gone? Am I supposed to be challenged by Thales Leites, or that Canadian? Pshaw. Maybe I just need some hobbies.

I can keep trying this surfing thing. They make money, right? They have a good organization, right? Oh? No? Darn.

I can try gymnastics. I'd ROCK the balance beam and snatch those gold medals from those tiny little girls. Ha! That's what I'll do. I'll become a gymnast, and win a gold at the Olympics in the balance beam.

What? The balance beam is only an event for women? Come on!

Ooh, look! I can breakdance! Thales and I can star in Breakin' 3: Come Dance With Me, which is a follow-up to the smash hit Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

See? I can dance. I'm a dance, dance, dance, dance, dancing machine.

Maybe I can be really, ridiculously good looking. You know, for a profession.

Hmm, no, none of these will do it for me. I'm a fighter. I need to fight. Isn't there anyone who can challenge me?

That'll do.

Thanks to Combat Lifestyle for pics.

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