I am bored. No one challenges me. Where have all the middleweight fighters gone? Am I supposed to be challenged by Thales Leites, or that Canadian? Pshaw. Maybe I just need some hobbies.
I can keep trying this surfing thing. They make money, right? They have a good organization, right? Oh? No? Darn.
I can try gymnastics. I'd ROCK the balance beam and snatch those gold medals from those tiny little girls. Ha! That's what I'll do. I'll become a gymnast, and win a gold at the Olympics in the balance beam.
What? The balance beam is only an event for women? Come on!
Ooh, look! I can breakdance! Thales and I can star in Breakin' 3: Come Dance With Me, which is a follow-up to the smash hit Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.