Yup, it's Opening Day in Milwaukee

In case you couldn't make it to today's Brewers home opener, here's what you missed. (And no, the people in this photo have nothing to do with what you're about to read. At least not to my knowledge.)

From the Brewers Blog at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

Nearby, at a pickup truck, a 24-year-old man from Green Bay who had been drinking with his friends since 7:45 a.m., urinated in a cup inside his pickup.

"It's the best way to do it," he said, gesturing at the long line for the portable toilets at about noon. "You think I'm going to go wait in that?"

Some of the women in the Green Bay man's party squatted and urinated on the pavement in the parking lot.

OK, two thoughts here:

1) I'm grateful the above reporter did not have a camera, especially after reading that last line.

2) How exactly do you approach a man for an interview while he's midstream in the front of a freakin' pickup truck? Here's even money that reporter is getting his law school apps together when he gets home tonight.

At any rate, follow the jump for a picture of one of the better gorilla costumes I've seen at a sporting event.

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