The sign behind a clean-shaven Phil Garner and Alan Ashby asks, "Aren't you hungry?"
To which those Texans sitting at home undoubtedly said: "No sirree, at least not after seeing those sissy uniforms and the picture of that there Whopper. I will, however, take one of those $9.99 Izod shirts. And any leftover Return of the Jedi collectible glasses y'all may have."
Follow the jump check out Jose Cruz pitching Whataburger to the Spanish-speaking population in Houston. Muy caliente, indeed!