Unless they have flatscreens inside of the womb, like major league umpires do for video review, there's no way the baby boy baking inside of Los Angeles Angels fan Courtney Stitzinger could see how his mommy painted her belly like a baseball — seams and all. But when you're the apparent birthday girl (note the sticker) and you're due to give birth in July, you get pretty much anything you want, within reason. Except for a win against the Houston Astros, for crying out loud.
After his team fell to Houston 2-1 on Monday night, Angels owner Arte Moreno signed the young man inside of Stitzinger's womb, already named Wyatt, to an $84 million contract. Stitzinger's not even sure if her li'l rally monkey is right- or left-handed, though he does kick like Johnny Cueto.
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