The Winter Meetings begin next Monday and that can mean only one thing — wall-to-wall coverage of everything Scott Boras says, does and eats. To ease our way into a week spent with baseball's most controversial man, we'll be featuring a Boras pic each day on C-a-C.
For our second venture, he's a pic of Mr. Boras escorting Johnny Damon to Yankee Stadium for the first time — well, as a Bomber at least. If only those 'burns knew that their time left on this Earth was very limited.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump from Monday's inaugural Boras C-a-C:
'Right this way, Mr. Dice-K'
"Together we have a full head of hair."
"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like you to meet my future house in the Hamptons, I mean Daisuke Matsuzaka."
"Trust me, you'll know which one Yao Ming is."