Alex Rodriguez didn't say all that much in his pre-game press conference Monday. It was what you expected: He's happy to be back. He doesn't want to talk about Biogenesis right now or the 211-game suspension. So let's just forget about what A-Rod said and look at his face.
Here are six GIFs from the press conference, showing many facial expressions of A-Rod. Stare at your own risk.
GIFs via Yahoo! Sports on Tumblr.