Retro C-a-C: Randy Johnson doesn't think much of his effort

By my count, this is the 84th post we've done on Randy Johnson(notes) in the past week, but this 1992 picture of him checking out his dental work on the mound — at least that's what the caption says he was doing — was too good not to use for a little retro Create-a-Caption.

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?

(Have a happy and safe weekend, Stewies.)

Follow the jump for winners from Wednesday's C-a-C featuring Josh Hamilton(notes) & friend:

Josh Hamilton admires removable body art

1st — Weedies. "Josh Hamilton poses with Dr. John Preskitt, who has used a See 'n Say to determine DL as best course of action for the injured outfielder."

2nd — Woodson. "For last time, Mr. Hamilton: I'm not this 'Chunk' person, and I don't know what the 'Truffle Shuffle' is."

3rd — wouldntuliketoknow. "I really don't know what happened. My friends came over, I found the key to my dad's liquor cabinet, we tried a few of the bottles and then wandered downtown. I woke up with this on me."

HM — Mike J. "Best ... birthmark ... EVER!"

HM — imreadytoplay. "The real life Bobby Hill visits with Josh Hamilton."