Continuing with the Stew's blanket coverage of Mariah Carey's first pitch in Tokyo, here's footage from said toss. Make sure to check out the twin mascot escorts (creepy!) and the extended time the Japanese television cameras linger over her legs (even creepier!)
Oh, and don't miss Mariah's terrible form ... Pitching, that is.
While she may have a Cannon for a husband, it's safe to say she doesn't have one for an arm.
(Yes, that was bad. Please accept my apologies by following the jump for a bonus picture.)