The wacky minds at MLB Fan Cave came up with a way to get me to suffer through Rihanna's ultra-annoying hit song "Diamonds" one more time — by creating a parody of it with Adam Jones of the Baltimore Orioles and Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers.
It's a "Hooray, baseball is back" anthem, turning the aforementioned "Diamonds" into a baseball reference rather than a jewelry one. The result? It's cheesy and goofy in the way that "Saturday Night Live" digital shorts with Andy Samberg were cheesy and goofy. Interpret that how you will.
But if you've always wanted to see Miguel Cabrera with a snorkel mask on dancing around to autotune or surfing with a baguette, then consider this the best day of your life.
You gotta admit, it's better than another "Harlem Shake" video, right?
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