Hunter Pence’s amusingly disturbing holiday photo: ‘A Clockwork Santa’

David Brown
Big League Stew

Hunter Pence of the San Francisco Giants, along with teammate George Kontos and two other droogs, look like they're up to no good in this Instagram holiday photo. Three of the guys are dressed as Santa Claus (one of them in a shorty Santa bathrobe) another as Frosty the Snowman meets Ryan Gosling. Pence has the fake white beard and teddy bear disco shoes. Kontos is seated comfortably — perhaps too comfortably — wearing the shades.

Honestly, they look like the protagonist street gang from "A Clockwork Orange," only done up for Christmas:

As Alex would say:

"Initiative comes to thems that wait."

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