Who has two thumbs and is wearing the kookiest idea for a T-shirt and cap ever? ^THIS^ guy.
The San Francisco Giants, who must have been horrified, apparently found this man roaming around AT&T Park on Wednesday night and recorded to Twitter his dastardly idea of fashion — a T-shirt and cap combo that, somehow, fuses the Giants with their hated rivals, the Los Angeles Dodgers.
And @SFGiants' reaction:
None? How about "apocalypse"?
God forbid a cataclysm happens in California and the biggest earthquake of all time harshly shifts the Earth's crust and creates a new city-state called "San Franangeles." Because it's there, in one man's dystopian vision of the future, where the "Giagers" play baseball.
"Dodgants" would have been better, but it's possible the scripts would have been harder to match up for the seamstress.
It's just that, some things just can't be on the same side. Yankees and Red Sox. Hatfields and McCoys. White Sox and Cubs. Tom and Jerry. Bears and Packers. Stripes and polka dots. Lakers and Celtics.
People who like the Giants and Oakland Athletics exist, but they don't go around advertising it. People who like the Giants and Dodgers? Well, there's this guy and his outfit, and that's it.