Fed up Rockies fan wants Dinger the purple dinosaur extinct

If one Colorado Rockies fan has their way, Dinger — the spastic purple dinosaur who has annoyed millions over the years at Coors Field — will become the newest fossil exhibit at the local natural history museum.
In a letter sent to the Denver Post, the angered fan makes the following claims against the tinted triceratops:
1. Dinger's antics are not creative nor funny. Check.
2. Dinger is a narcissistic creature who gets in the way of the game and "wants to be his own show." Check. And most in Colorado would tell you this also applies to Denver Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels.
3. Dinger is fat and promotes a poor-health lifestyle for kids. He is a large dinosaur, yes. But would a dinosaur of any kind necessarily promote better health? Dinosaurs were large. They ate a lot. Not necessarily their fault.