Create-a-caption: Yes, a pine tar joke would be too easy

Apologies for the slow start this morning. First there was a problem with the wireless Internets at Casa de Duk, then I curled up into a little ball and cried because Buzz Bissinger doesn't like my kind even though I know damn well who W.C. Heinz is/was, then I started working on some other projects for the future here at the Stew.

In the meantime, all you amateur copywriters can have a crack at this old AP file photo of Tommy Lasorda and George Brett that I've been sitting on for awhile. Just what should the caption read?